Things That Do Not Impress Naomi Campbell | #76, Going to a party you couldn’t care less about and being chased down by your reason for going in the first place when you try to leave.

Things That Do Not Impress Naomi Campbell | #9, When your girlfriend leaves you in bed and makes you go to a stupid love ball to profess her love for you when she could have just done it in bed in the first place.

Things That Do Not Impress Naomi Campbell | #11, Girlfriends choosing to do schoolwork instead of doing you.

Things That Do Not Impress Naomi Campbell | #93, liar-liar-red-hairs-on-fire who stare in a such a way that implies a dissatisfying mix of homosexual urges and undeniable regret and the dumb slag talking to her.